Thursday, March 20, 2014

Mh370 Australia?

Austalia team inspecting the operations in the southern Indian Ocean after her satellites detected two suspicious objects in the plane at that location. Austalia maritime authorities say , noting some of the objects detected over 24 meters . It was detected at position 2,500 miles southwest of Perth on the west coast of the country, the agency said general manager John Young in a press conference that followed through the Internet . Asked if the object looks like airplane parts , Young berkaata : " What we are looking for confirmation that it owned the plane or not ." Asked if the plane looks like a window , Young said: " Imaging is not accurate to that level. " Objects are filled with water and look recede , he said. He added that weather conditions are moderate but visibility is low may affect the search of aerial and satellite . Earlier, the prime minister, Tony Abbott , who was speaking at the national parliaments of Australia 's Orion aircraft was deployed to the area to locate the object , according to the BBC website . "The Australian Maritime Safety Authority received information based on satellite information about objects that may have something to do with the search. "Following analysis by experts on this satellite image , two objects related to the search dikenalpasi , " he analyzed as quoted in the report . Areas in the southern Indian Ocean is one of the two zones, the focus of search and rescue operations after investigators found MH370 aircraft accidentally diverted from the original route . He said he was announcing in parliament today despite the findings may not apply to a search MH370 . "I want to inform the council - and we should always remember - the effort is very difficult to detect this object and may eventually it has nothing to do with flight MH370 . "However , I wish to inform the council on the progress that might be important ," he said as quoted by The Guardian reports . Meanwhile, the acting transport minister Datuk Seri Hishammuddin Hussein said the discovery is considered as a new indication for search and rescue operations on the aircraft carrying 239 people . "I can confirm we have fresh leads ... and I will meet representatives of Australia now , " he said as quoted by Reuters news agency. Meanwhile, the BBC reports mention the atmosphere at an air base in Perth busy with the release of the search and rescue aircraft to the area of ​​operations . Meanwhile, a Sydney Morning Herald report directly mentioning the search operation in the area of ​​operations today do not come to fruition . However , it will continue until midnight Australian time ( 9 pm Malaysian time ) , the report quoted. Searching activities for Malaysia Airlines flight MH370 is now become 13th day today.

Monday, September 2, 2013

Diesel and RON95 to go up by 20 sen-OMG as expected!

I bet a lot of people rushing to the nearest petrol station to fill up their tanks now! The sneaky BN (Barang Naik) struck, just a few months after winning the general election, by increasing the petrol and diesel prices. Pakatan Rakyat had promised to reduce the prices in their manifestos and BN, instead of maintaining the prices, they increase them. Pakatan planned to renegotiate with the owners of the one-sided ridiculous profitable IPP contracts to defray the high cost of subsidies to the public with regard to the petrol prices. Why didn’t BN government just do that first? It would only affect a few ‘privileged’ crony billionaires, having lesser profit, as compared to the millions of Malaysians who would suffer the increased cost. The 47% of the voters who voted for BN in the last election must be happy? Take RM500 for BRIM in one pocket once in over fifty years, and pay for the life time out of the other pocket the increased cost of petroleum. To these fools who voted for this government,” We told you so.” There is no comparison for utter stupidity- Ferdtan

Friday, June 14, 2013

Will Najib Razak still be the Prime Minister of Malaysia?

UMNO election is just around the corner and rumors is spread about it everywhere. Even in UMNO itself they have been talking about it since the general election results announce. Will Najib Razak still be the Prime Minister of Malaysia after the UMNO election results come out? Or it just going to be delayed for him to went down the throne  like what happened to Abdullah Ahmad Badawi the former Prime Minister? Well that is what people talks about. Well see what happen then and leave out the rumors waves all around the internet pass by. No matter how much people talk about this, it doesnt change anything much except what UMNO members had plan in mind.

Let see people comments about it:

Arbeena It is normal for UMNO leaders to be challenged. Not like DAP. So nothing special about this report.
27 minutes ago | Report

EvenSteven Diapers and politicians ought to be changed often both for the same reason.
34 minutes ago | Report

Good men Doubt that Moo will pass up the chance to challenge. Already 66 but loks more like 76. With that bloated face and poppy eyes with dark rings under them I would give him maximum 5 more years before dropping dead. Much more likely to be sooner, it could be any day in fact.
2 hours ago | Report

toonarmy Let these bangsat tear each other apart and kill themselves politically. UMNO is an evil party which has no place in a civilised and modern society.
3 hours ago | Report

Quigonbond Najib reaps what he sows. Going into GE13, race and religion were played to the hilt. Now, he wants to rein them in and proposes for UMNO to be more inclusive? The two concepts are as different as day and night. If I were UMNO grassroots supporter, this whole sordid episode will appear to me as nothing more as taking my limited knowledge and my nationalistic and ethnic feelings for a ride. At least the Pakatan message is clear - we all move to the centre - stop talking race and start talking needs. If I were UMNO grassroots, I'd punish the leader who is wishy washy. Unfortunately, this can only be bad for Malaysia because UMNO played with fire, has moved right, and the leaders can't do anything about it but to continue fanning the flames to stay relevant and in power in order to reap the rewards.
11 hours ago | Report

trublumalaysian Umno playing mahjong with Malaysians. Thank you TDM and BTN.
12 hours ago | Report

abu hasan adam Terpanggil untuk menulis artikel berjodol," MENCARI 'DATO ONN' DALAM UMNO KINI" dalam
12 hours ago | Report

Rakyat-in-grief Under the present situation it would be advisable to have a drastic change in the leadership of UMNO BAHARU to save it from sinking and also for good governance of the country which is the immediate concern of the Rakyat. I think Y B Tengku Razali will be a more acceptable candidate for the PM post than any of the present leaders inclusive of all the Ministers.
12 hours ago | Report

K B Menon My choice is Tengku Razaleigh for one term with Saifuddin Abdullah as deputy PM if this is ever possible.
13 hours ago | Report

Commancheros Susahlah,semua tak boleh pakai macam mamakutty kata no alternative.
14 hours ago | Report

EvenSteven The alternatives. Nazri, Mooohidin, kerisamudin, Zahideous, Morekeris....not spoilt for choice are we?Quite plainly, All in all ........ still very much a bunch of ' unholy ' racist and corrupted pariahs !!!
17 hours ago | Report

Anonymous_4031 UMNO breeds warlords; and warlords demand positions, perks, contracts, jobs. If they do not get what they want; they will look for someone who can deliver the goodies. This disease of warlordism will eat into the vitals of UMNO, like termites; and thus send it to the Intensive Care Unit. Whether it will survive or not depends upon the leadership doctor of transformation. Transformation means getting out of the rut and moving forward and march in tandem with the wishes of the majority of Malaysians, not just UMNO Malays alone. Modern, moderate Malaysians want a peaceful, harmonious, happy Malaysia. Racism and racists have no place in Malaysia! The loss of two PERKASA candidates in Shah Alam and Pasir Mas indicates clearly that voters want moderation , not extremism.UMNO members must be realistic and come to terms with reality.They cannot hide their heads in the sand and pretend that nothing happened in the recent General Election. A strong tsunami had hit BN!Change or be changed!
18 hours ago | Report

Sad Malaysian We need a new PM.
18 hours ago | Report

MockingYou I agree with Ferdtan. There is another unknown factor where UMNO Baru may yet reap what they've sowed, the suspected phantom UMNO members / "instant noodles" that wreaked havoc to a certain extent in GE13.
19 hours ago | Report

Anonymous #70881335 IT would be a surprise if PM Najib is not challenged by Big MOo
19 hours ago | Report

Ferdtan This Umno party poll will be held under a new system whereby 146,500 members get to vote instead of previously limited to only two thousand over delegates. There will not be any obstruction of getting a certain number of opened endorsements from the branches before a leader qualifies to contest. Once, Razaleigh Hamzah was not even qualified to be a contestant when he could not get the required minimum nominations from the branches. This time it is a different scenario. It is an open contest. The influence of money politics and the warlords is somewhat diluted as there are more than a hundred thousand delegates to content with. For this reason alone Tengku Razaleigh, as a third faction within the party, stands a chance (however slim) to win the presidency if he were to contest. 1/2
19 hours ago | Report

Ferdtan 2/2. There are many Umno members who are not aligned with either the Najib Razak’s or Muhyiddin Yassin’s groups may side with Razaleigh. Both Najib and Muhyiddin are seen to be of equal strength and Razaleigh may just scrape through due to their split votes. Remember how in the last Umno party election in 2009 for the Umno Youth chief when Khairy Jamaluddin won a narrow 304 votes against his rivals Mukhriz Mahathir (232 votes) and Khir Toyo (254 votes)? It is an exciting time for watchers like us. In the end Umno may be brought down not by its enemy, Pakatan, outside the party but implode from within.
19 hours ago | Report

jesse Myhuddin is chauvinistic and small-minded, devoid of vision. He should be given the opportunity to become the new President and lead UMNO towards destruction. Of course, the nation will suffer as well, albeit temporarily but it does mean the end of a badly corrupted party that serves only itself.
21 hours ago | Report

MockingYou Hah! Jibby is only countering the anticipated attack from Mooheeheedin's faction without realising that his situation is indefensible; the "dagger" thrusts can come from any angle within the party.
21 hours ago | Report

Heavywater. When Ku Li becomes the Prime Minister, I will vote for BN in the next election, my family will vote for BN and all my friends will vote for BN. The only right person to be Prime Minister is Ku Li and we all will vote for him and BN.
21 hours ago | Report

whatIwant ABU. Soon we will see another round of phantom voters, missing votes, blackouts...........Who really killed Altantuya?
22 hours ago | Report

Pisasu 7 Myhuddin is the best choice for Umno...he he he ..set of clowns in the Um-no circus...ha ha ha, has turned out to be a party of dungus...Maybe Ibrahim Katak or Zul Nordin can also join full-time...
22 hours ago | Report

Bad Feng Shui The challenge for Najib is to show some leadership for once, not keep silent when the country is falling apart.
23 hours ago | Report

CucuMalaysia While the warlords in UMNO continue to cheat and fight for power, the only thing downtrodden poor rakyats can do is to keep praying for the Almighty to save Malaysia is giving her a thorough cleansing in whatever way He deems fit. May His love for all mankind alleviate the sufferings the rakyats are now going through.
23 hours ago | Report

Doc I agree with Dr. Bridget Welsh, Myhuddin Yassin has no choice but the take on Najib Razak in the coming UMNO presidential election. Not only for him but for all his crony supporters hoping to take a chomp of UMNO's favoritism agenda. In the past, the economy was good and a week opposition meant UMNO was able to provide to nearly all of UMNO's cronies. In the current climate, the economy is taking a dive which mean less money in the nations kitty. On top that the opposition are like hawks, waiting for UMNO to divert the nations funds into their pockets thru awarding of contracts; to rat on them and increase their popularity. Not to mention the public perception that UMNO are crooks, robbers of the nations wealth and cheaters. The pool of money for UMNO's cronies to eat off has certainly dwindled and these crocodiles have less meat to chomp on thus the fight for these dwindling resources will have happen.
23 hours ago | Report

Swipenter The right wing faction will launch a challenge to Najib to wrest the leadership in Umno after all there is Umno is stronger position than ever in BN after GE13 but paradoxically weaker than ever as a national force. Umno can rule the country alone without MCA, MIC and Gerakan with the help of those aligned to them In Sarawak and Sabah. Effectively Umno now is the govt and the govt is Umno. Whoever controls Umno controls the country. What an opportunity to further consolidate the ketuanan doctrine!!!and grab everything for themselves all in the name of race and religion. Najib either has to accommodate them or cut them down to size to safeguard his own position. Knowing him he would go for the former and prolong one more term as president of Umno. He has no guts to slog it out with his internal "enemies". The country would be limping along until after the Umno election. The young Turks in Umno could be a wild card nothing more but you can never be sure in politics.
23 hours ago | ReportDon'tLeaveName Is the present 2nd man any better?
23 hours ago | Report

HUMAN BEING Get rid of Najib and Rosmah. They are liability to UMNO.
23 hours ago | Report

Doc In the end, UMNO is all about "Show me the money"
Yesterday | Report

Senior The kingmaker has spoken......Najib will get another term
Yesterday | Report

Anticommunalist How come Anwar not challenged in PKR ? Oh yeah, he does not stand for elections in PKR !
Yesterday | Report

ksn Electons for UMNOBARU party posts are its members business. But it involves the country deeply as UMNOBARU is the govt., the govt. proper. But from the leaders at the top now in UMNOBARU, members have very little to choose from as there are no talents in the party, to quote none other than the USD44 billion man, an UMNOBARU President for 22 overs years. During that long long period, he not only bastardized the country but UMNOBARU as well getting rid of all good people.What is left is garbage for the members to choose from. But doing not well the GE is not just the fault of Najib alone but the entire party and the entire govt. That deterioration has been going from 1981, a tragic date and the start of a tragic era for Malaysia and Malaysians. I am not defending Najib but what choice do they have? The next in line backed by the USD44 billion man is the Malay first racist, right? Where will the country and UMNOBARU go from that situation, , with such leadersat least, until the next GE?
Yesterday | Report

Bersih Generation Malaysian This is the show. Best block buster of the Year. Lets see the hidden hand going to strike again.
Yesterday | Report

righteous Expensive,exclusive, branded,exotic,one-of-its-kind', luxury car traders are hovering/taking up positions at PWTC soon.Car war outside and scar wars inside.Wasalaam.
Yesterday | Report

Meranti Kepong This s.o.b. is absolutely useless, a weakling, a liar, a suspected murderer of Altantuya and a corrupted criminal in the Scorpene Scandal along with his hated sidekick Zahid. Both will be wanted by Interpol soon. Screw this guy for cheating and stealing the votes at the polls together with those bastards in notorious UMNO. Go to hell...!!!
Yesterday | Report

Fair and Open We do not respect the Umno leaders anymore as we know they are arrogant, ignorant and empty. All they do is use money to win positions and wilfully corrupted. We know Muhyiddin is a racist, not very intelligent and does not qualify to lead a country but Najib knows Muyhiddin wants his chair and he is spending all his energy to kill him off politically now than leading the country. So Najib has a more precarious period now than before the elections. But the bottomline is that Umno leaders cares no two hoods about the country, their leaders only wants to survive this Umno election first. And that means getting more bullets which means corruption will go up many folds these few months in Malaysia.
Yesterday | Report

Hang Babeuf "Alas, poor Yorick!" The original Yorick was a character in Shakespeare's play Hamlet. He was the dead court jester whose skull is exhumed by the gravedigger in Act 5, Scene 1, of the play. The sight of Yorick's skull evokes a monologue from Hamlet on the vile effects of death: “Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy … etc!” The contrast between Yorick as "a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy" and his grim remains is a variation on the theme of earthly vanity: death being unavoidable, the things of this life are inconsequential. Poor Najib is in the end UMNO's "1Malaysia & BR1M court jester", the "roadshow clown of GE13". So "Alas, poor Najib!" And “Alas, poor Altantuya!” too.
Yesterday | Report

Mr KJ John My view is Saifuddin Abdullah should go for Presidency and seek to change the culture, or, in short go for broke! The younger generation in UMNO will support him!
Yesterday | Report

LogicalMalaysian I will bet my last dollar that Ku Li will be a top-notch "UMNO" man once he becomes the PM, if he ever becomes one. Over the years, his contradictory remarks bear testimony to that. He can have it no other way as such is the compulsion politics of UMNO. It is very noticeable that Muhyiddin Yassin is pushed to the cold storage and it is a generally accepted understanding that he is not one who the Non-Malays will welcome as he has earned enough issues with them. The deeply entrenched gravy train politics of UMNO can only be saved by personalities like the former Deputy Education Minister Saifuddin but the UMNO warlords will never let this happen. In their greed, UMNO's future will never be on the top of their list of priorities.
Yesterday | Report
fourtan Put d Mooheadin in at d top. Cos I can easily bring myself to hate him! Death to UMNO/BN!
Yesterday | Report

Kulisaja Don't forget to purchase indelible inks from EC for Umno election.
Yesterday | Report

ZhuGeLiang Let's hope there is no leadership challenge otherwise it will destabilise the stockmarket, property market and our economy. We need continuity of policies to face the challenges ahead. I see a perfect storm looming in Emerging economies as a result of US recovery and the withdrawal of QE. In spite of all the criticism, PM Najib is still more pro-business and liberal than Tun Mahathir.
Yesterday | Report

Boleh Land If Ku Li can get another 34 MP from BN and together with the 89 PR MP backing him in the parliament sitting, then we will have a new PM not coming from UMNO president. Perhaps, this could be a more welcoming changes.
Yesterday | Report

Haveagreatday Interesting read on the dynamics of the UMNO leadership challenge!! In this instance, I can only hope that UMNO members will go with the devil we know rather than a racist leader. Of course if KU Li can mount an effective challenge, the rakyat can yet hope for some real changes if he can take the crown!!
Yesterday | Report

abu hasan adam DS Najib telah pun mengalu-alukan pertandingan pucuk pimpinan. Masalahnya ialah pemimpin di bawah yang memikirkan tentang persoalan' mengambil hati' pemimpin di atas. Lihat artikel berjodol,"UMNO AKAN SENASIB DENGAN DINOSAUR" dalam
Yesterday | Report

Sad Malaysian UMNO is a viper pit. Let the best viper win!
Yesterday | Report

Anonymous_3ee4 "Likely" to face challenge??? This was on the cards way before GE13... the wolves were already standing by ready to pounce...
Yesterday | Report

clearwater Good ; fight, fight! Challenge for #1. Let's see what Umno is made of. Let the worms wriggle forth into the daylight. BN as a coalition is all but dead, their so called power sharing killed by greed and corruption.
Yesterday | Report

Not Confused It seems to me that any serious challenge to Najib will come from the likes of Yassin Muhyiddin or Hamidi. If either of them win the poll, then UMNO will take an even bigger lurch to the right and become even more xenophobic. The result will be an even greater polarisation of races, and the ultimate death of harmonious democracy in Malaysa, unless something serious happens.
Yesterday | Report

Anonymous_40f4 Just like the GE Najib will start shamelessly bribing the delagates,BR1M 1-10,thats what he does best.SCUMNO delegates are very expensive,so its going to be extremely expensive for najib.Of course he will again be using 3Ms,money,media and govt machinery.He and roastma are desperate to remain in seri perdana.
Yesterday | Report

Zen The main issue here is not the future of PM is at stake but the future of UMNO !
Yesterday | Report

Sunday, May 26, 2013

Siapa Yazid Sufaat? (Who is Yazid Suffat)?

 Despite a lot of stories here and there, i found below article which is worth to read and discuss among us. The truth? Only Allah knows best.

Dilahirkan di Johor, Malaysia dengan kad pengenalan A10472263, Yazid merupakan seorang ahli patologi yang telah belajar mikrobiologi di California State University, Sacramento, Amerika Syarikat.
Dia pernah menjadi kapten dalam Angkatan Tentera Malaysia dan kemudian berhenti untuk menjadi ahli perniagaan.

Peranan Yazid dikatakan diminta oleh Hambali Rasimudin, salah seorang pemimpin al-Qaeda Asia Tenggara untuk membina senjata biologi di Indonesia yang berkaitan dengan antraks.

Majalah Newsweek menuduh Pertubuhan al Qaeda dipimpin oleh Osama bin Laden, seorang warganegara Arab Saudi.

Operatif Serangan 9/11

Kondominium Yazid di Kajang (Kuala Lumpur?) dikatakan menjadi tempat mesyuarat penyerang berani mati al Qaeda sebelum Serangan 911 dilakukan. Sasaran utama ialah Menara Pusat Perdagangan Dunia di New York. Yazid pernah berjumpa dengan 2 suspek pengebom berani mati.

Yazid juga menjadi majikan kepada seorang lagi suspek iaitu Zacarias Moussaoui. Yazid Sufaat disyakki menjadi operatif Serangan 9/11. Dia dipercayai membayar sejumlah wang kepada Zacarias Moussaoui sebanyak US35,000 dalam mesyuarat di Kuala Lumpur pada tahun 2000.

Yazid juga bersetuju membayar US2,5000 setiap bulan selepas itu. Yazid turut hadir dalam mesyuarat sebelum Serangan 9/11. Penyerang pernah memesan 4 tan bahan untuk membuat bom. Yazid pernah berlatih menggunakan senapang di Afghanistan.

Yazid ditahan

Yazid ditahan oleh kerajaan Malaysia pada 9 Disember 2001. Beliau ditahan melalui Akta Keselamatan Dalam Negeri (ISA) yang tidak memerlukan seseorang itu dibuktikan sebagai bersalah atau tidak. Yazid ditahan di Imigresen Bukit Kayu Hitam, sempadan Malaysia-Thailand ketika dalam perjalanan pulang dari Afghanistan dan Bangkok. Beliau ditahan di Kem Kamunting, Taiping, Perak. Kem ini biasa menjadi tempat tahanan politik yang ditahan melalui ISA. Beliau ditahan bersama 23 ahli Kumpulan Militan Malaysia (KMM) yang lain yang didakwa mahu menggulingkan kerajaan dan mendirikan sebuah negara Islam di Malaysia.

Akta Keselamatan Dalam Negeri

Melalui Akta Keselamatan Dalam Negeri (ISA), seseorang tidak perlu dibicarakan sebagaimana Akta Patriot di Amerika Syarikat. Malahan, Akta Patriot di Amerika mengambil iktibar dari Malaysia. Anehnya Yazid Sufaat tidak dihantar ke Amerika Syarikat untuk disiasat. Kerajaan Malaysia hanya membenarkan beberapa pegawai CIA datang membuat soal siasat. Jika tidak, Yazid mungkin ditahan di Kem Tahanan Teluk Guantanamo, Cuba. Kerajaan Amerika pernah cuba mengektradisi Yazid ke Amerika Syarikat, tapi Malaysia dan Amerika tidak ada perjanjian seumpama itu.


Isteri Yazid ialah Sejahratul Dursina @ Chomel Mohamad, telah berkahwin 17 tahun. Sejahratul turut ditahan di bawah Akta Keselamatan Dalam Negeri. Anak mereka 4 orang. Ibu Sejahratul Dursina bernama Tumina Kasmuri. Berumur 37 tahun pada tahun 2001. Beliau ditahan oleh polis di Ampang, Kuala Lumpur, yang diketuai oleh ASP Mariam Mohd Tahir. Sebuah komputer peribadi dan pelbagai dokumen lain turut dirampas.


Peguam keluarga Yazid ialah Saiful Izham Ramli. Suruhanjaya Hak Asasi Manusia (Suhakam) pernah merayu mereka dibebaskan kerana tidak ada bukti mereka bersalah dan tidak dibenarkan berjumpa dengan ahli keluarga.


Pada 10 Disember 2008, Menteri Dalam Negeri Datuk Seri Syed Hamid Albar mengumumkan Yazid Sufaat telah dibebaskan pada November 2008. Beberapa tahanan lain turut dibebaskan. Dua warga Thailand yang dituduh anggota kumpulan pemisah iaitu Mohd Faisal dan Ambalan. Mereka dihantar pulang ke Thailand selepas dibebaskan. Tiga rakyat Malaysia iaitu Abdul Rahman dan Tarmizi yang terlibat sebagai agen perisikan asing manakala Murad Sudin pula adalah anggota JI.

Tahanan berkurang dari 75 kepada 46 orang sahaja iaitu 16 anggota kumpulan militan JI, 13 orang dari kumpulan Darul Islam, 10 orang kerana terlibat dalam pemalsuan dokumen kad pengenalan dan pasport, 5 pemimpin Barisan Bertindak Hak-hak Hindu (Hindraf) dan dua individu yang bekerja dengan agensi perisikan asing.

Ditahan semula

Yazid ditahan semula dibawah Seksyen 130 (G) Kanun Keseksaan kerana terlibat dalam aktiviti keganasan pada 6 Februari 2013.

Yazid Sufaat dan Halimah Hussein didakwa kerana melakukan kesalahan tersebut di rumah Yazid di Taman Bukit Ampang, di antara 1 Ogos hingga 20 Oktober 2012.

Yazid, 49 dan Halimah, 52 tahun ditahan di bawah Akta Kesalahan Keselamatan (Langkah-Langkah Khas), kerana dituduh mempromosi keganasan dengan merekrut rakyat Malaysia untuk menyertai aktiviti keganasan.

Menurut Berita Harian 8.2.2103

Mengikut kertas pertuduhan, Yazid, 49, didakwa mengalakkan perlakuan, perbuatan keganasan dengan niat untuk memajukan sesuatu tujuan ideologi. Perbuatan itu boleh semunasabahnya dianggap sebagai diniatkan untuk menggugut orang awam di Syria.

Setiap kesalahan harus diadili dengan perbicaraan. Tanpa perbicaraan segalanya boleh dipertikai.


Thursday, May 9, 2013

Who reads the papers? - Yes, Prime Minister - BBC comedy

It just ironic to watch this comedian making it so interesting for us especially during election seasons. It's and old video, but worth a laughter to watch. Also below something wrote by a blogger which had similarity to the video's idea written on last April.Take your time and watch this.

PM Hacker: Don't tell me about the press. I know exactly who reads the papers:
The Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country.
The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country.
The Times is read by people who actually do run the country.
The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country.
The Financial Times is read by people who own the country.
The Morning Star (communist) is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country; and The Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is.
Sir Humphrey (Cabinet Secretary): Prime Minister, what about the people who read The Sun?
Bernard (PM's PA): Sun readers don't care who runs the country, as long as she's got big tits

We can gauge Malaysian readers by the same token:

Utusan is read by people who think they have a God given right to run the country and be sued successfully for defamation and slander, forever and a day.
Sin Chew is read by people who think they ought to run the country.
NST is read by people who actually do run the country.
STAR is read by people who wish Penang and Lim Guan Eng ran the country.
The Borneo Post is read by people who wish the Penan and Bruno Manser ran the country. But after Mahathir's 'Buy 1, Free 1 IC/Citizenships Fraud' and the RCI, they now realise it's actually the Filipinos, Indons, Pakistanis and Banglas who ru(i)n their country!

Sarawak Tribune is read by people who think the Brown Rajahputras/Umnoputras from West Malaysia who will brook no opposition, run the country.
Tatler is read by the wives of the people who run the country.
Business Times is read by the people who actually own the country, while (Soros-linked/owned?) upstart KiniBiz at is read by those who hope they will be allowed to run the country by repeatedly asking the same 22 questions.
Nanyang Siang Pau is read by people who think the country ought to be run by Singapore and/or China, Berita Harian thinks it is, while the Nesan thinks it ought to be Tamil Nadu and/or India!
Harakah is read by people who think God and Saudi Arabia should run the country from Mecca.
Sun is read by people who think the country ought to be run by Citizen Nades with advertising revenue and no taxes.
The Selangor Times is read by people who think Klang Valley residents constitute the entire country and run it.

The Sulu Liberation Front Times at https://www.lahaddatusemporna_kiramclan.agbimudin@suluk. con.skunk is read by those armed but non-militant and non-terrorist men who want to run another country.
What about the people who read The Mail? Mail readers don't care who runs the country, as long as he or she's got big fondleable tits and is allegedly involved in a sex or financial scandal involving DSAI, Opposition party members, Tim Rais Lloyd Webber, Screwties Commission CEO Czarina Anwar Ibrahim or about a lawsuit filed by the New State Parsley Sage Rosemary Thighmes dishrag against them. Lol!


1M100mApco(not Israel), the personal website of the Grossemajibs at http://www.1M(not Israel) is read by bots and decepticons who consume oily roti jala, will grease your back or palms as you desire if you oil their motors, and are planning for the (you hap me, I hap you) Transformers to run the country.

1 Malaysia at is vaguely read by RAHMAN, Jho T Low and other low life who scoop vaguely with both hands from the 1Malaysian gravy train, and who think that USA investment firms and gurus from 1MorganMcKinzieWhoretonSucksApcoisraelFBCTrevinoLynch run the country. (But, 1Muhy thinks, first 1Malays, then 1Muslims, then 1(pu)Kimmas, 1Filipinos, 1Indons, 1Banglas and IPakistanis run the country, and that 1Chinese, 1Indians and other 1Pendatangs can take a long walk off a short pier or the slow boat to China, India or Taiwan). at is read by people who wish trams, funicular railway and ferries from Penang ran the country.

Another Brick (or is it Prick?) in The Wall at is read by people who think Pink Floyd runs the country, rock on and fcuking**!!## get lost if you fcuking don't agree!
ARTiculations at is read by well articulated navel gazers and very private individuals who wish the Bar Council and lawyers (sharks) ran the country.
Barking Magpie at is read by people who think closet civil servants run the country.

Bersih at is read, according to the IGP and Home Minister Kerismudin, by urban communists and dangerous yellow t-shirt wearing lesbians and LGBT "armed to the eyeteeth with ICBM paper pamphlets" terrorists and militants heading north towards Penang hoping to run into and wage war on the way with the King who is in the south in Putrajaya, and who think the Election Commission runs the country.

BigCat at is read by Tinsel the purrfect cat who ran away from the tree because it was afraid of the (big dog's) bark! Now it paw-sitively wants to run the country by invoking special position rights and constitutional claws. Meow! Meow! That would be cat-astrophic and cat-aclysmic, isn't it! 

Big Dog's 'The 13 Million Plus Ringgit Guy' at is read by those who will immediately issue you a red card if you don’t agree with their thinking on how to run the country, and who also think that panas, kunyit, gempar, the fraternity of the overly obese and Dr. Mahathir Mohamad ought to run the country.

Can of Book Worms at http://interlockgridlock.blogspot.dbahasa is read by those who think pariahs and "chinamen" who will sell their daughters into slavery and prostitution run the country.

Dean Johns Ad Lib at is read by those who believe in Cato's "Carthage must be destroyed", and likewise, the evil BUMNO/BN 1, 2 and 3, because any group of honest people with good intentions, political savvy and fair experience can run the country.
Demi Negara at  is read by people who think pendatangs are trying to run the country.
Din Merican: The Malaysian DJ Blogger at is read by people who don’t care who runs the country as long as there's jazz music.

Dr. Mahathir Mohamad at is read by people who think ‘apanama I forget’ self-appointed benevolent dictators who issue free IC's and citizenships to Muslim Filipinos, Pakistanis and Indons, should still run the country, by arbitrarily re-introducing the arbitrary no-trial Internal Security Act (ISA), arbitrary Printing Presses and Publishing Act (PPPA) and arbitrary Restrictive Residence & Banishment Act (RRBA).

English For All at is read by no one who wants to run the country.

Free Malaysia Today (FMT) at is read by free and independent citizens wo are not sure there is a country to be run, from where did you say?

Helen Ang at is read by those who once thought the Consumer Price Index of Asia (CPI Asia) ran the country, but who would now vote for Uthayakumar (of Human Rights Party) to run it. Curious? Ask her!

Hindraf @?? is read by those who think Tamil estate workers and Makkal Sakthi should run the country from London or Petaling Estate, guided by Ghandhian and Hindu principles, or by going on hunger strikes!

House PK (Parpukari) at is read by people who think that panas, kunyit, gempar, the fraternity of the overly obese and Dr. Mahathir Mohamad ought to run the country.
Human Rights Party at is read by those who wish Ghandhi and/or Mandela could run the country.

Ktemoc Konsiders at is read by people who think Wakaka runs the country.

Lim Kit Siang at Malaysia at is read by people who think Singapore and/or China ought to run the country and Jebat Must Die at by people who think it oreddy is.
Magick River at is read by people like the Temuan who originally owned and ran the country via portals to other worlds.

Malaysia Chronicles at is read by those who think Tian Chua, as claimed by RPK who was reliably not told so, runs the country.
Malaysian Insider at is read by people who wish their once 4th floor boys, "oxford merchant bankers" and newspaper editors ran the country.
Malaysiakini at is read, according to Mahathir, by communists and zionist sympathisers, who want George Soros to run the country by asking everyone to pay subscriptions.

Malaysia Today at is read by people who were reliably told RPK runs the country from the back of the Clapham double-decker bus in London, or perhaps from Sydney, Melbourne, Manchester, Peace Hill, AG Ganesh Patel's Office or a yacht off the coast of Thailand.
Masterwordsmith-unplugged at is read by those who think Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Rainy Morning jokes keeps the country running.
Niamah at is read by those who enjoy swearing at the country and run it from seafood restaurants.

Nikolas Aziz at http://www.whitejangutturbans.blogspot.syurga/ is read by those who want an aye for an aye muslim democrats to run the country, from under a tree.

No Under Table at  http://www.pmazalamtt4tbhstrangleyourself.blogspot.irp.agganeshpatel.gulagrussia is read by those who run the country from the 5th and 15th floor.

One Armed Swordsmanship & Beer Drinking At The Same Time at is read by those who think Kerismudin will be the next UMNO chief to run the country into the ground, with the help of armed-to-the-eyeteeth muslim Filipinos, Indon, Pakistanis , Banglas and southern Thais who are neither militants nor terrorists.
OutSyed The Mahathir Jock Box at is read by those who are too busy running down other countries like India, worship Mahathir to a fault notwithstanding capital flight of $230 billion, and predict that the Beardo Weirdo Mullahs and Talibans who don't read the Quran, or China, will soon rule the country and the whole world, or hope Mahathir will come back and ru(i)n the country permanently.

Papa Gomo at is read by those who think sex videos manufactured backdoor in Thailand and starring Thai porn stars as Anwar and his family members including his grandmother, should rule the cuntry!

Perkasa at is read by frogs who suffer from the delusion that they are the lords of the land at the bottom of the well, that discriminatory affirmative action in favour of the majority should continue for another 999 years, or more, and they need permission from "my home office ministeress" to run the country. 

Personal Protection & Horse Head at  http://www.corleoneahlongenterprise.irp.agganeshpatel.blogspot.sicily is read by those who think the Mafia and Triads run the country. 

Rantings by MM (Marina Mahathir) at is read by NGO’s and the wives of the people who run the country.

Ridhuan Tee at is read by those who believe that by changing one's religion, one can also change one's DNA and that those who are yellow outside but purportedly spiritually brown inside, run the country.

rights2write at is ready by people who think those who are stuck with investments in now abandoned housing projects, run the country, and that they should vote into government only the party that revives these abandoned projects.

Roar of the Lion King by Karpal Singh at http://singhisking.guinessstoutblogsspot.goldentemple.amritsar.punjab/ is read by people who think turbanators ought to run the country.

Sacred Temples at alam/ is read by people who think cows heads run the country .
Sakmongkol AK47at is read by people who once thought UMNO ran 70% of the country and possibly, another 30%, but now think the the Oracle of Syed Putera is sure to take over from that dolt Najib, and ru(i)n(?) the country successfully.
(SatD) Pure Shiite at is read by those who think the King should run the country.

Save Malaysia, Stop Lynas at is read by those who have a burning desire to get rid of rare earth plants, and think Lynas Corporation executives from Mt. Weld in Western Australia will ru(i)ns the country after 30 million Malaysians emigrate to Australia to escape poisonous and toxic acids and chemical waste and fall out from radioactive thorium and tailings from Gebeng.

Sighfool Soap Opera at http://www.noshittoday.blogspot.halffootballteam.pussyrawi/ is read by those who support the back four rear admirals from half a foofball team to run the country from PM Grossemajib's home. 

Sink Not Float For $8 billion at is read by those who think 2nd hand re-conditioned French submarines should run the country.

Steadyaku47 at is read by people who want to run the country from Down Under, mate!

Straitjackets at is read by people who want to lock up everyone who disagrees with them, for their own safety and good, to run the country.

Taj Mahal Mansions for $1 at http://www.mbtoyotamolars& is read by people who think railway gatekeepers and dentists run the country. 

The People's Parliament by Haris Ibrahim at is read by those who curse Mamak Koya Kutty ran the country (into the ground), who now think any number of NGOs can run the country (into the ground) and will make sure ABU (Anything But UMNO) does not run the country (into the ground) ever again.

To Sleep, Perchance Dream, Abdullah B's 2nd blog at is read by people who wish railway sleepers, corridors, sil and 4th floor boys ran the country. His first blog 'As I Wake Up' has been retired.

Tunku Aziz at http://lim guan eng my master is read by those who expect gaji buta life tenure as Senators and think TI (Tunku I) should run the country. 

Unspinners at is read by those who think $100 million APCO and $8.2 million McKinsey, panas, kunyit, gempar, the fraternity of the overly obese and Dr. Mahathir Mohamad ought to run the country.

Uppercaise at is read by those who like old fashioned journalism and hacks, the selangor times, and who think the republic of san seriffe runs the country. an old joke.

Uthaya Sankar at is read by people conversant in Bahasa Malaysia, and by those and who think that by familiarising themselves with the the ancient Indian epic, the Mahabharatha, they will run the country better. 

Zorro-unmasked at is read by those who wish Catherine Zeta Jones (in black leather boots and brandishing a whip) would run the country.

What about the people who read the humongously popular rocky3540mahathirisdictatorking at ? or at . They don't care who runs the country, as long as he or she's got big fondleable tits, is allegedly involved in a sex or financial scandal involving DSAI, Opposition party members, Tim Rais Lloyd Webber, Musang Hitam, Screwities Commission CEO Czarina Anwar Ibrahim or about a lawsuit filed by the New State Parsley Sage Rosemary Thighmes dishrag against them. Lol!

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Anwar Ibrahim

Another Brick in the Wall

DAP Malaysia

OutSyed The Box

Lim Kit Siang

As I Was Saying...


Tun Mahathir


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